“How To Tell If Your Husband Is Gay”

You have no idea how much I wish this were a joke. From the title, it sure sounds like one.

But ABC News carries this story: http://abcnews.go.com/US/story?id=3072451&page=1

In the story, it gives the following checklist:

In her book, Kaye included “The Gay Husband Checklist,” which lists ways for women to detect whether or not their husband is gay:

If your husband thinks you are a nymphomaniac or “pushy and aggressive” because you want sex twice a week.

If sexual activity steeply declines within the first few years of marriage.

You’re always more sexually aggressive than your husband.

If your husband is turned off by the thought of touching your vaginal area or performing oral sex on you.

If his best friend is gay.

If he hangs out in gay bars.

If he enjoys watching gay porn movies and surfing gay porn Web sites.

If he is excessively homophobic, mocking and imitating other gay men.

If he brags about gay men complimenting him on his looks.

Personally, if you see your husband enjoying gay porn sites on the web, that’s not just a clue.


~ by WriterRand on April 25, 2007.

6 Responses to ““How To Tell If Your Husband Is Gay””

  1. Yikes… aren’t all of these obvious?

  2. I could offer up a possible explanation if it were just one…MAYbe two…but when he’s watching gay porn, it’s kinda hard to explain that one away.

    (I once had a friend tell me that if another guy performed oral sex on him, that doesn’t mean that either one of them were gay. Not really. Amazing the levels of denial some guys can reach.)

  3. That is hilarious, but sad that wives are put in the position of having to out their possibly gay husbands. Gay/bi spouses shouldn’t marry straight spouses or should at least disclose their same-sex attractions before marriage.

    The first five clues listed seem to be inconclusive — even if all true.

    I wondered if we reversed the clues for detecting straight spouses in gay relationships? 🙂

  4. Revealing your sexual attraction is very important but it is a risky business. I’ve confessed my feelings to 2 girls and they all became naïve about the relationship with me. My heart was hurt like anything. Sometimes you think it will be okay doing the right thing, but it is not that simple. Confessing your attraction is to open a way out for your girlfriend. Not telling your girlfriend is trapping her. And not telling her about your attraction for men before asking her out could lead to the result of being a liar(!). WHAT A CATCH – 22!!!!

  5. Should I be worried that this post is one of the most popular in AGES?

    How prevalent is this?

  6. Opinions I beg. U find a gay porn mag in garage, he states that is was his old roomate’s before you can check the date, after you hid it well, you go to check he already found and took, or as he states threw away? The X roomie was a short hispanic man very blue collar w/ gfriend and two kids that lived there as well. NEXT, you find gay porn movies on internet that he visited HE says they were pop ups when he was looking at reg. porn, UHM I never seen a full movie clip pop up and YOU?? What is your opinion. Oh and there is one other thing I can’t repeat. I want someones opinion so bad but I am emberressed for him. and if a guy likes it in the butt IS HE GAY???????

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